driver roll up the partition please
this guy is a guardian of the galaxy
I feel safer already
Can someone verify this?
At least now that I disabled Anonymous asks, your own face is attached to your pitiful hatemail.
And if you recognize this ugly mug, shoot me a name!
ETA: He’s been tracked down.
HIS NAME IS BRANDON BAYARD AND HE LIVES IN SUPERIOR, WISCONSIN.
Reblog the shit out of this so it shows up on every background search done by every guy trying to hire him ever.
REBLOGGING THIS ALWAYS, FUCK THIS PIECE OF SHIT
THIS GOT BETTER? AWESOME.
i count this as a better music video than the real one
Lol so truu
BREAKING: DISNEYLAND NO LONGER HAPPIEST PLACE ON EARTH
Reblog if your cramps have ever
- made you vomit
- lasted between 2-3 days
- stopped you from being able to walk or run
- made you cry
It’s not considered a viable excuse on any occasion, and I would like to know why.
- woken you up at night the pain was so bad
- made you pass out
- made you unable to stand up without doubling over and grabbing onto the closest object for support
damn son vaginas get itchy too and u don’t see us shoving our hands down our pants it’s called self control go find some
DAMN SON VAGINAS GET ITCHY TOO AND U DON’T SEE US SHOVING OUR HANDS DOWN OUR PANTS IT’S CALLED SELF CONTROL G O F I N D S O M E
one time i forced my mom to play pokemon for at least half an hour and all she did was catch a butterfree and name it lowfat
When I first heard a Lego movie was coming out, I pretty much imagined this.
yes i am a boy. yes that is a banana in my pocket. no i am not happy to see you
who was the asshole that decided tattoos looked unprofessional
the generation that did is dying out so don’t worry
i guess i recorded an ice bucket challenge today after i got my wisdom teeth out ??
"I’M BLEEDING….. that’s okay i can still do it"